Decoding Derp, pt. 2 - "dog shit"

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dog shit [dɑg ʃɪt] adj.

Compounded from "dog", meaning canis familiaris, and "shit", meaning feces, to mean "the feces of canis familiaris". Related to bullshit.


In common parlance, this is to be used as a descriptor of any situation, place, or thing that the declaimer considers subpar, ill-fitted, or undesirable. Occasionally to be used as an amplifier particle. Preferable usage should depict common things which arise the dislike or passion of no ordinary person. Synonyms include "whack".


"Yeah man, what the fuck was last night? I was dog shit tired and we still partied."
"Do you like Nescafé? I see you drink it a lot." "Nah man, it's dog shit coffee, but you take what you can get."

"Don't get me wrong, I love it here and I'm definitely living the dream, but it's just a dog shit country, I mean, I don't think they take anything seriously here but they hate on America so much."
"The way they don't use dryers for their clothes here is such dog shit."

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