A small post in light of many recent long ones.
- What do you mean I'm not legally allowed to drink in this country?
- What do you mean the buses only come once every 30 minutes?
- Where is the nearest Chipotle?
- What do you mean I have to drive there?
- What is that in metric? (also: what is that in Celsius?)
- Why is a shot of espresso more expensive than half a liter of coffee?
- No, they don't speak Spanish in Portugal.
- What do you mean I can't watch this content in my country?
- Olá-oh, uh, hi.
- When does the grocery store clo–what do you mean it doesn't?
- The drivers are so polite here!
- Why are you eating dinner so early?
- Why is there so much to choose from?
- Everything is so big here!
- It's so amazing that everyone understands what I'm saying here.
- Where are the bagels?
- I can pay for this with my credit card, really? Are you completely sure?
- Why are there so many bills, where are the coins?
- Yes, I know what I'm doing after graduation and no, I'm not telling you about it.
- Ciao.
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